The Ever Awesome Indian Media

So howdy guys. Anyways this here is just a couple of thoughts I just had, that I decided I should share; you know, for posterity’s sake.Yeah I just love using semi-colons. I am that awesome.

So anyways, I go to the canteen and there is some Indian news channel covering some war with Indian soldiers fighting. So my first reaction being, when did we declare war on Pakistan?

So anyways turns out the war is being fought in(or at?) the Gaza strip. So firstly I am not sure if the Indian army is fighting for or against Hamas. Probably against. But then if I remember correctly, India recognises the Palestinian nation. I’m probably wrong, but isn’t Hamas the elected government/ representative of the Palentinian people?

So anyways other than wondering who is the terroist in the whole scenario, here is what I have to talk about.

The channel carried a huge banner in a really garish font which said something to the effect of “The only Indian channel on the frontline, covering the Gaza conflict.”

Now apparently, that is a big fucking achievement. But, here is the question that I feel compelled to ask.

They’re in the middle of a war that feels more like a fucking pogrom. So what are they proud of? Are they proud of being there when innocent people are being killed? Or are they proud of being in a war? What are they so proud of? What is there to be proud of? Or are they proud of how many people they see dieing? Or are they proud that they got to cover a fucking war and can hear actual bullets? Or are they proud of all the big fucking explosions all around? Or are they proud because, hey the guys who bombed Bombay were Muslims, and guess what, so are the Palestinians. Can someone tell me what is there to be so proud of?

Sorry ignorant arses all of them. Except for the chick reading the news. She was kinda cute. And hot.

Gaza Strip
Gaza Strip